Hi, it's Celia again.
It seems like it would be very convenient to use your jacket pockets when you are collecting eggs. Seems reasonable, right? But there are three reasons why you should not put eggs in your jacket pocket.
1. You will bend over and the eggs will fall out, immediately cracking when they hit the ground.
2. A goat will jump on you and smash them.
3. You will forget they are in there, hang your jacket in the mudroom, and not need it again for two months. This means you will have to throw the eggs away.
Please don't ask how I know these things.